NOVEMBER 2006
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*********** The Governor of Oregon says there is an "over-representation" of "children of color" in the Oregon juvenile justice system. Now, what the hell is that supposed to mean, exactly? What - are police officers going to be assigned arrest quotas? In liberal-ass Oregon, it wouldn't surprise me if they get orders to start rounding up young whites. *********** Coach, There is no shortage of things to say about the Ohio St./Michigan game. For one, Coach Hayes is spinning like a lathe right now...empty backfield??? Are you serious???? That is just for starters. |
*********** Hello Coach Wyatt: Could the NFL be becoming aware of the influence that they have on young players? Network announcers actually pointed out poor tackling technique in two games I watched yesterday. No less than three Pittsburgh Steeler defensive backs were injured yesterday using poor tackling form in the New Orleans game. Earlier in the game, Troy Palumolu and DeShea Townsend led on ball carriers with their heads at knee level, both were concussed, and both missed the rest of the game The last injury to Tyrone Carter should be used in a "how not to do it" teaching video. Carter, with a square shot at Deuce McAllister, 1. Bent over at the waist 2. looked directly at the ground 3. Made initial contact with the BACK of his helmet. 4. Got run over for a big gain Carter is lucky he is not in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He lay on the field for a few minutes, but was soon up and on his feet. Troy Aikman commented on the poor and dangerous tackle, but said that "they do not teach tackling in the NFL or in college anymore. These guys like to go in hard for the knockout blow and make the highlights shows, but fail to keep their heads up." He went on to say that NFL DBs are notoriously poor tacklers. During the Philly/Skins game, they cut to a sideline shot of Tony Siragusa explaining that tackles were being missed due to a failure to "wrap up and grab cloth" which he demonstrated on a companion. I don't know if you got a chance to catch either of these games, but thought this may be of interest to you. Respectfully yours, Mark Rice, Brighton Township Bears, Beaver, Pa. Coach, I don't watch a lot of NFL "phootball" because I find most games very tedious and the "techniques" are painful to watch. They are doing their best to ruin our game. Unfortunately, most NFL "experts" have no idea of what good tackling and blocking are, so they really can't comment on it. Fortunately, we still have high school and college!
*********** I think that the latest Bobby Knight incident is manufactured news. The reaction of the kid and his parents seems confirm that. I think that ESPN has a list of people whose every act it considers potentially newsworthy - Terrell Owens? - and it has camera people nearby 12/7. I don't think it's a big deal at all. I'm not saying that I'd have done what he did, or that I think it's smart to do what he did so forcefully. I think it's a reflection of the terrible job we're doing raising our kids to show respect. Damn - somebody in a kid's upbringing (parents come immediately to mind) has to tell a kid to look someone in the eye when he's being addressed, and it's disappointing that this kid made it all the way to college without anyone teaching him that very important lesson. I'm thinking that if he were to wind up with a job on Wall Street without learning to make eye contact when being corrected, at some point his boss would call him in and tell him, "It isn't working out."
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*********** For the past several years now, the Black Lion Award at Coral Springs Christian Academy, in Coral Springs, Florida has been presented by Steve Goodman, a real honest-to-God Black Lion, and by-the-grace-of-God survivor of the Battle of Ong Thanh. Steve has also on at least one occasion been accompanied by Gen. Jim Shelton, another Black Lion. Over the years, Steve has been so overcome by the reception he's received by the people at Coral Springs that he's sort of "adopted" Coral Springs Academy as his school, and last week, asked to present the award again, Steve arranged to have another Black Lion, Mike Eliasof, attend the Coral Springs award get-together. Mike, now well into his 80s, is a World War II Black Lion, and something of a hero to the Vietnam-era Black Lions. After returning home from Coral Springs following the event, he called another Black Lion, Tom Hinger, to tell him that he was overcome by his reception at Coral Springs. He said he was surprised and thrilled when the people gave him a standing ovation! Now, here's the most beautiful thing about this whole deal - Steve Goodman and Mike Eliasof are both Jewish - but the people at Coral Springs Christian Academy, in a true expression of Christian love, consider them their own, and Steve and Mike feel the same way about the people at Coral Springs. Naturally, I had to write the head coach and AD at Coral Springs Christian, Jake von Scherrer, who in another world, a long time ago (1980, to be exact) played for me when I coached a semi-pro team called the Van-Port (Vancouver-Portland) Thunderbirds. I had to tell Jake just how much it meant to me that he and his boosters did so much to honor those two great men: Coach Wyatt - Hugh I appreciate the kind words - believe me - it is MY pleasure to be involved in this small way to help all of the Black Lions. Every year I get to tell 3 great stories - the Don Holleder story, which is by far the most important one. Then I get to re-tell the tale of a former coach of mine who helped create the Black Lion Award. Finally, I get to add to the history of Coral Springs Christian Academy and list the names of our previous (now up to six!) honorees - and see the look on everyone's face as they nod in agreement - a knowing nod that the young men I just got done mentioning were indeed worthy recipients of the award. There's no question that the Black Lion Award has come to surpass in importance, at least in the eyes of our football team, the presentation of our own MVP (Talent) and CRUSADER (Heart) Awards, which take place in the same packed chapel setting. Last week, I introduced Steve and Mike to our parent / student audience during our awards. These are done in our main program with players, parents, and families from ALL of the fall sports present, probably about 400 crammed into our chapel. I also spent a minute sharing a bit about their service experience (Mike in WWII at Normandy and Steve's experience in Vietnam). Before either of them had a chance to speak, everyone in the room was on their feet clapping and yelling. Our school does a very big Veteran's Day program (that same day) so maybe that was still in their minds, but I was very impressed and proud of our families for acknowledging these 2 heroes. Their words were brief, mostly thanking us (ironic), but everyone in the room was richer for having been there. We also had a ton of parents come up to them afterward and thank both of them for attending. Both of these guys are class acts! Steve Goodman has become a loyal friend and supporter of our school and coach, you are the reason for that relationship. I've told you before (even though we only spent one season together as player and coach - I guess it was 1/2 of a season) you were a huge influence in my life - serving as a model for me deciding to become a coach and, more importantly, how TO coach. I can still remember practices at Delta Park and game or two at Columbia River HS. I want to thank you for those experiences, as well as for the past 26 years as a coach. If I were to share a Bible verse with you I'd pick I Timothy 5:17 "...(they) are worthy of a Double Honor, especially those whose work is preaching and teaching." I know you're an English (and Football!) teacher by trade, and I hope you have been Doubly Blessed! I know I'm richer, for having known you. Maybe the next time I visit my mom, she still lives in Portland, I can hook up with you and buy you a cold one! Thanks again, Jake von Scherrer, Coral Springs Christian Academy, Coral Springs, Florida
*********** I happened to tune in one of the college sport networks and I caught last spring's intramural boxing championships at West Point. Boxing is a requirement for all male plebes (freshmen), part of the PE curriculum at West Point, the US Military Academy. The head of West Point's PE Department, COL Greg Daniels, was interviewed, and he said that the boxing requirement helps instill in cadets what is known as the Warrior Ethos: 1. Never quit 2. Never leave a fallen comrade 3. Never accept defeat Next they interviewed COL Alan Bourque, Deputy Commandant of Cadets, who noted that every incoming cadet is aware of the boxing requirement before he comes to West Point (female cadets are required to take "self-defense") and he said it ties in with the academy's mission: To develop each Cadet into a commissioned leader of character who possesses the will to win, personal courage, adaptability, physical fitness and mental toughness essential to the profession of arms, and is inspired to a career of professional excellence in the United States Army. He said, "We want inspired warriors that are going to give their best in a combative situation." He also said that he has a personal interest in having boxing in the curriculum: "I can tell you as a father who has a cadet here at West Point , when he took boxing class it was just a real boost for him - the confidence to go in there, see an opponent, know that he can go in there, account for himself ... and I tell you, that carries on into the classroom, too" *********** The student body officers at California's Orange Coast Community College have decided that the Pledge of Allegiance will no long be said at school functions. See, they are atheists and socialists, and they are not about to pledge allegiance to a God or a country they despise. And then I watched a fantastic Army recruiting commercial, showing a mother and father and their son talking about how he'd grown since he's been in the service, and I almost cried, thinking of how we send kids like him over to that sh--hole called Iraq, while pretentious scum like those atheistic, socialistic freeloaders at a California junior college sleep on soft mattresses every night and live of the efforts of others. COLLEGE FOOTBALL--- *********** NC State-Clemson - heard the "analyst" (emphasis on "anal") say, "That's a textbook tackle - helmet right in the chest." *********** I heard that Ohio State will be playing Michigan on Saturday. *********** Navy's QB has the name of all names - Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada. He's from Hawaii, and after taking over a few weeks back when Navy's starter was injured, he has really come on strong. He's the perfect example of the recruiting edge that Navy gains by running their option offense, because I rather doubt that anyone else (except maybe Air Force) recruited him, and yet in Navy's system he is a winner. Against Eastern Michigan Saturday he scored four touchdowns himself and threw for two more as Navy won, 49-21 victory. And for those who see Navy as one-dimensional - he threw for 151 yards. How does Navy find kids like this? I suspect it may have something to do with Navy coach Paul Johnson's having been OC at Hawaii from 1987 through 1994. *********** GEORGIA - Nathanael Greene Academy 56 Dawson 36 - 8-3 record &endash; 3rd seed in the playoffs Hugh, Harrison here and reporting .We ended our season on a big up stroke with a win over a very tough athletic type team. It looked as if they could score from any where on any play they were so much superior in speed and athleticism. Almost every play they ran, I'd look at some one on the side line and we would just roll our eyes at each other as if to say, good grief, how are we going to deal with this? All night??? But we dealt with it by holding on to the ball and ramming it into the end zone on all but one possession. And that along with tremendous effort hard nosed playing kept us on top for the win. It is always very gratifying to me when my kids beat teams obviously superior in talent and size and I really give the kids credit for their courage and tenacity. This was a game we wanted and went out and got, but one could easily see that if we hiccupped just a little, they could have blown us out in a big way. So to sum it up I'm tickled pink and excited about facing the monsters that wait. Coach Larry Harrison, Head Coach, Nathanael Greene Academy, Siloam, Georgia *********** A coach getting ready to play a big game asked me about adding a few "wrinkles" for the game - maybe running something totally new - and this was my thinking... I wouldn't presume to tell you what to do. It's your team and you have to believe in what you're doing. All I can do is tell you what I would do and what I would not do, and one thing I would not do is pick a state playoff game to run something untested. I have done that sort of thing in my younger days, and before I would do that again, I would do nothing at all. Remember - surprises work both ways. You may surprise them, but what they do may surprise you. *********** My son was here visiting for a few days, and on his way back to Australia he spent a few days in Honolulu. He tells me that the people there, who are passionate about their high school football, are absolutely mad about the University of Hawaii's football team, who after Saturday's 61-27 win over Louisiana Tech are now 8-2. Their only losses have been by eight points at Alabama in the season opener and by seven points at Boise State in the third game of the season. Since then, the Warriors have run off seven straight, with home games against San Jose State, Purdue and Oregon State. *********** We will only stop this trend of to saddling kids with weird-ass first names that they (and their poor teachers) will have to deal with the rest of their lives, when men go find their testicles, wherever they left them, and go back to having a say in choosing their kids' names. *********** Wisconsin's offensive line averages 6-61/2. And by the way, having lost only to Michigan, 27-14, how does Wisconsin get aced out by the likes of Rutgers and Boise State? *********** Well, BCS standings are out and it sure looks as if the ND fix is in. Don't know how in the hell they jumped as high as they did after beating AIR FORCE, but now, beat Army and USC and they are IN. Obviously there's a pretty good chance of that happening, even though the ND-USC game is in LA, and easterners, who haven't seen much of USC since earlier in the season, keep telling themselves that USC is not the USC of the past. Maybe not, but they are damned good - better, I think, than ND. And the Trojans play the rest of their schedule in Southern California - Cal and ND at home in the Coliseum, and UCLA in the Rose Bowl. Of course, if USC loses to Cal - a very real possibility - and then beats ND (or beats Cal and Notre Dame and then gets upset by UCLA), this opens everything up. This means Rutgers could move in. If it beats WVU. But I don't see that happening). Next up would be either Arkansas or Florida, but they will play each other and so one of them will lose. Arkansas has the tougher route: Arkansas has to beat Miss State and LSU and then Florida in the SEC championship. LSU will not be easy, but at least it's a home game. If Arkansas wins out - Go Hogs. Florida has an fairly easy path to the SEC final - Western Carolina and FSU. So if Florida wins them both and goes on to beat Arkansas, Florida is in the BCS final. Wisconsin really has done everything that Notre Dame has except paint campus dome gold - each has lost to Michigan by 14 points, although Wisconsin's loss was at Michigan, and their schedules are fairly comparable. Wisconsin has only Buffalo left, (Buffalo?) which isn't going to help the Badgers unless they should wind up as the top team (besides Rutgers and the OSU-Michigan loser) with one loss. But wait - there's West Virginia, which with a win over Rutgers would be right back in it, except - Oops - I almost forgot the "Backyard Brawl" - it's at Pitt on Thursday night, and that is always a tough game. But if the Mountaineers get past Pitt, and beat Rutgers (here's the funny one - Rutgers is ranked above West Virginia right now, and will likely be at game time, but you won't be able to find a bookie anywhere in the country who will give you West Virginia and points, because sympathy means nothing to them, and they know that WVU is a far better team), they could vault past Wisconsin. (Overlooked in all this is Wake Forest, which the BCS ratings seem to totally disrespect, but Wake could be in the thick of things if they can win out against Virginia Tech and Maryland, and Georgia Tech in the ACC championship game.) At this point, I think I would bet my money on USC to be in there against either Ohio State or Michigan. Or Notre Dame. Or Arkansas. Or Florida, Or Rutgers. Or Wisconsin. Or West Virginia. Or Wake Forest, or Louisville. Oh hell - get me $10 down on all of them, and then I can say I had the winner. *********** It's called really going out on a limb. Lou Holtz: "I believe West Virginia is one of the better teams in the country." *********** Is there anything more useless (not to mention silly looking) than a kicking specialist playing safety when a guy breaks a long return? *********** Kentucky and Vanderbilt had 1200 yards of offense between them. But at the end, Kentucky won game number six to become bowl eligible for the first time since the days when they cheated to get there. This time they're doing it the right way. It has not been an easy time for Rich Brooks getting the Wildcats to this point, and I have suffered with him every step of the way, but his patience and calm hand on the wheel is beginning to pay off. *********** Texas A & M linebacker Mark Dodge served in the Army for four years after leaving high school. *********** Florida is two blocked kicks away from being out of the BCS race. The first, an extra point, got them a one-point lead over South Carolina. The second, a field goal attempt with :08 left, sealed the win. *********** FLASH! Ohio State plays Michigan this weekend! On ABC! *********** This week's "WTF you asking me for?" award --- Sideline bimbo Tracy Wolfson to Florida's Urban Meyer after the game: "Coach... special teams, special teams, special teams. How did your guys pull this one out?" *********** Not that male sideline bimbos are any better. Dr. Jerry Punch informed us that "This year, Tennessee has struggled running the football on the ground." *********** We always called it kicking the ball away from the return man, but we didn't think to give it a name, and now it's "The Rugby Style of Directional Punting." *********** Miami hasn't had enough problems... a wide-open Miami receiver drops a pass in the end zone. Miami fails to score and goes on to lose to Maryland, 14-13. *********** Fourth and one, and Oregon State lines up in a one-back set. Gee, I wonder who's going to get the ball. Gee, I wonder if they'll run it between the tackles. To no one's surprise, the ball goes to the lone back. Between the tackles. Straight ahead, in fact. He is stuffed for a loss, and on the next play, UCLA throws for the TD that puts the game away. Is there something I'm missing here? *********** I have been coaching since 1970 and watching football a lot longer than that and I have never seen a better job of preparing a team to play a supposedly "superior" team than what I saw from Ron Prince and Kansas State Saturday night. I could not believe the way KSU came out and took it to Texas and never let up. You kept the pressure on them the entire game. Despite an opening drive that took Texas to the KSU one yard line (where K-State really did hold them even though the score was given to them), despite a fumble on a fake punt and despite a blocked punt, Coach Prince's kids never faltered. They just kept coming at Texas. I don't think that Texas ever got over the fact that KSU not only wouldn't quit, but they actually played like they were the nation's number three team, and not Texas. The amazing thing to me is that I will bet that 90 per cent of the time when a team has a punt blocked, it loses. It has that great an impact on a team's morale. Yet not only did K-State suffer one and come right back, but they actually turned the tables on Texas and blocked one of theirs. I had never seen that before. I had also never seen two flanker/halfback passes called on back to back plays. That was characteristic of the aggressive play-calling on both sides of the ball. And that little trap play that K-State scored on in the second quarter had to have high school coaches (at least those who like the running game) standing up and cheering. On top of all this, the players conducted themselves like winners, too. It was a masterful job of preparation and game management, and it was a great thrill for me to watch it. *********** At halftime of the Kansas State-texas game, with an incredible upset brewing, all the ABL people wanted to do was hype next week's OSU-Michigan game. *********** I missed the MLS championship game Sunday. Why didn't someone tell me? *********** They kept saying that Arkansas' Darren McFadden was playing "quarterback," but what he really was doing was playing single-wing tailback. Unfortunately, we have misapplied the term "tailback" to the I back in the I-formation, and now we're forced to call the guy who takes the direct snap and either runs or passes or hand off a "quarterback." *********** Wake Forest did two things few of you have seen in your lifetime: they shut out Florida State for the first time since 1971, and they silenced - then emptied out - Doak Campbell Stadium. (Oh - and with an 8-1 record, they couldn't break into the Top 10.) *********** I got tired of watching Texas' number 49, their fullback, acting as their designated runner-assister, consistently pushing runners from behind on short-yardage plays. *********** The ABC guys doing the K-State-Texas game told us that Boise State had fallen, but those of us who had ESPN Game Plan knew better, and we saw Boise come from behind to tie the score with 5:22 left and beat San Jose State with a field goal with :03 remaining. *********** Just in case anyone hasn't heard, I guess that Ohio State and Michigan are playing next Saturday. On ABC. *********** Dear Coach Wyatt; I saw this in today's News of the Weird and thought you would get a kick out of it: "Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley told The Washington Post in August that his brilliant performance in a December game (three touchdowns against Dallas to get to the NFL playoffs) was also the very reason that his own fantasy football team was knocked from the playoffs, in that "Chris Cooley" plays for one of his opponents. [Washington Post, 8-13-06]" Well, six days left before I'm on terminal leave. I'll miss the Coast Guard, but it'll be nice to be able to sleep in for a couple of days. (BTW: If you're ever in San Francisco and you haven't already done so, take the Alcatraz tour from the Blue Line. Fascinating trip. I finally got the chance to go on it yesterday after six years in the Bay Area.) Very Respectfully; Derek Wade, Petaluma, California *********** After a Sunday full of dropped passes and caught passes followed by fumbles, how can you not be disgusted by NFL wide receivers? I mean, these are the same a$$holes who bitch and belly-ache nonstop when they think they're not being thrown to enough - which is any time they are awake. And then I came across this, in "Johnny U," Tom Callahan's great biography of John Unitas. Callahan tells of Raymond Berry, Unitas' favorite receiver, who by hard work and intensity made himself into a Hall of Fame receiver. "Berry once fumbled as a pro," Callahan writes. But the emphasis is on the "once." He goes on to say, ""In thirteen seasons, catching a record 631 passes for 9275 yards and 68 touchdowns, Berry lost the ball exactly one time." Read that again. Carefully. 631 catches and only one fumble. And try to remember that the next time one of those selfish, overpaid, egotistical turds catches a ball and then fumbles it. *********** Sunday night's missed field goal by the Giants probably summed up as much as anything why I think the total NFL approach to football is a fraud. Once they realized that the kick was short, the slugs on the Giants' field goal unit, undoubtedly unaware that their job entailed anything more than blocking for 1.5 seconds or so, headed for the bench, their jobs over. Except that when the Bears' receiver, who fielded the ball in the end zone, saw the Giants on the way to their oxygen tanks, he took off for the Giants' goal line - 108 yards away - and didn't stop until he crossed it. Just last week, I wrote that one of the biggest factors in special teams play was making sure the players know the rules. I'll bet half the guys on the Giants' FG team didn't know that a FG can be returned just the same as a punt. (In high school, by the way, it is dead once it goes into the end zone.) *********** Did you hear? Ohio State plays Michigan this Saturday! *********** Bill Simmons lists signs that things are upside down, and here are some of them--- Emmitt Smith is one of the two celebrity finalists remaining on "Dancing with the Stars." *********** Coach Wyatt, My son is going to be a Jr. in High school next yr and I would love to be able to coach his High school football team. His team won maybe 2 games and I would love to be able to get some help on what I can watch or read on becoming a head football coach for a high school team. I played football growing up, but could not go on to play for college(bad knee's). If you have something I can read and watch it would be great. I admire your wanting to help at your son's high school, and I'm sorry that things haven't been going so well there. I imagine that your town, being a decent-sized town, plays in one of the state's larger classifications, so I assume that it has a decent-sized budget and a decent-sized coaching staff. That means that they thought the present coach had the necessary qualifications when they hired him, and if they were to replace him, they would also stipulate certain qualifications. Just as a guess, I would think that at the minimum they'd want 1-3 years head coaching experience or 3-5 years as a high school assistant. So in your case, what you need to do is get the necessary experience and know-how. That means serving an "internship" - volunteering as an assistant and doing whatever is asked, in return for the chance to observe and learn. With not too many schools in your area, that leaves the local high school, but that would be a good place to start. I do know a guy in our area who started in that very manner eight years ago, as a volunteer assistant. He had an outside job in sales. Gradually he worked his way into a position of trust and responsibility as the head coach's number one assistant, and along the way, he decided he also wanted to teach, so this coming spring, at the age of 45, he will complete his student teaching and, if he wishes, he might go on to be a head coach someday. In your case, as in his, I give you the same advice I give anyone - get on the inside. Get a foot in the door. And then be as useful as you can - work hard and keep your eyes and ears open, and do anything asked of you. And be be LOYAL to the head coach. Disloyal assistants get branded and they never lose their mark of shame. From the inside, you might see that the job the present coach is doing might be affected by other factors than his ability That's the best advice I can give you. *********** Next time someone tells you about women in sports not getting a fair shake, tell them about the University of Portland women's soccer team, flown at NCAA expense (now, where do you suppose the NCAA gets its money? You don't suppose it would be from men's sports, do you?) to Utah this past weekend. On Thursday night they played BYU, and drew 941 people. Perhaps some of them even paid. The NCAA, in all its wisdom, had chosen to schedule the game at the same time BYU's football team was playing Wyoming just a short distance away. Surely some of those people might have gone to the soccer game if not for the conflict. Anyhow the Portland women won, and on Saturday they played Utah. This time the crowd was a little off - they drew only 777. Of course, this being the NCAA, at about that same time, Utah's football team was playing at home against Colorado State. *********** The Oregon women's soccer team got sort of shafted by the NCAA, as some Pac 10 teams with lesser records were selected to play in the tournament, while the Oregon women were snubbed. But I had some trouble containing myself when I read that some Oregon player said, "It's like, why do you even play?" In other words, there is no point in playing if you're not going to the playoffs. There's simply no other reason to play. It's scary to realize how many of our kids - and their parents - seem to have this same mentality. Uh, I don't suppose it's ever occurred to her, so I'll try to tell her: there's self-satisfaction, seeing yourself get better at something... there's the satisfaction of being part of a team effort... there are the relationships, many of them lifelong, that you build with teammates... there's the thrill of competing... there's the incredible high that comes from winning after working hard to do so... Uh-oh. Where'd she go? Guess I lost her. *********** Some real coaching boneheads in the NFL today &endash; Linehan "takes points off the board" to go for a fourth down which they don't make. They lose by 2 points. Coughlin goes for a long field goal in rainy, windy Giants Stadium and although the 108 yard return was freaky, I still would have punted it in closer. By the way, talk about specialization &endash; that kicking team had NO idea how to cover a return. Talk to you soon. Love, Ed (Wyatt- Melbourne, Australia) PS Mick Jagger's father, Basil "Joe" Jagger, passed away age 93. You know what he did for a living? He was a physical education teacher given credit for popularizing basketball in England! How 'bout that? *********** When, if ever, have four top ten teams gone down on the same weekend? *********** A poster on the Army Board who lives in College Station, Texas writes that after President Bush recently nominated the president of Texas A & M to serve as Secretary of Defense, signs began popping up around the campus saying "Take Coach Fran instead." For the record, under Coach Fran - Dennis Franchione - this year's Aggie team was 8-2 at the time and after a last gasp 28-27 loss to Nebraska Saturday is now 8-3. Still think you'd like to be a big-time coach? *********** Couple of great ads - how about the Haggar slacks commercial, where the guy says that his slacks are great for throwing his daughter's slacker boyfriend out the window. Omigod! I just realized - they're condoning violence, aren't they? And then, speaking of slackers, there's the one (I don't know what it's trying to sell us) where the "college student" says, "When I told my father I was going to major in pottery, he told me I'd have to pay my way... Like, duh - how'm I gonna make that kind of money making pottery?" *********** Somebody must have forgotten to tell Ladainian Tomlinson to pull his pants up over his knees. Hmmm. Doesn't seem to slow him down any. *********** The Bengals' Marvin Lewis has evidently told bad actor Chris Henry that he is out of second chances. This is his absolute last chance. ("This time I really mean it.") Now, come on - we all know that the guy is not going to go out and start working on merit badges. It is inevitable that he will make another "mistake." And then Coach Lewis is going to have to deal with it. He can tell Henry, "Adios." Except that the guy has been occupying a starting position on the team, and he's a pretty good wide receiver. So I'm betting that the next "mistake" he makes, he'll be told that he's all out of second chances, "and this time I really mean it." *********** The new National Museum of the Marine Corps (www.usmcmuseum.org) at Quantico, Virginia is one place I intend to visit on my next swing through there. Built at a cost of $60,000,000 - most of it private donations - the museum is drawing rave reviews. With exhibits reflecting the Marines' service in our nation's wars, of special interest to me is the display devoted to Vietnam. It is a re-creation of Hill 881 South, at Khe Sanh, where Marines were besieged by enemy forces for 86 days, from January 21 through April 17, 1968. It was for his actions at Hill 881 South that family friend Bill Dabney earned the Navy Cross, second only to the Medal of Honor. *********** Did you hear? Ohio State is playing Michigan. I believe it's on Saturday. *********** After hearing yet another in a seemingly endless number of references to fantasy football ("if you picked Seneca Wallace on your fantasy league team..."), my wife mentioned that it seemed strange that the NFL is shocked - shocked! - at the thought that anyone might gamble on its games, and steers way clear of ever mentioning point spreads, yet seems to consider fantasy football as a partner league. It's probably because it's too late for Big Football to move in on the gamblers. It's got to be about money. With the NFL everything is. *********** I thought the Cincinnati-San Diego game was one of the best NFL games I've seen in a long time. But Cincinnati fans began leaving with two minutes to play, even though the Bengals trailed by the Chargers by only eight points. No doubt, being pro fans and not being used to watching a college-type game in which teams go back and forth scoring touchdowns, they were worn out from all the action, and disappointed at the lack of field goals. *********** As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes o f the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difik ultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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*********** Happy birthday to US Marines and Happy Birthday to the US Marine Corps! *********** November 11 is Veterans' Day, a day on which we owe it to the people who have served us to honor them and thank them and remember the sacrifices that so many of them have made. Once known as Armistice Day, November 11 - the day the guns were silenced - was originally a day to honor the men who died in the Great War, or the World War - or as it would later be known, World War I. Some of the greatest of war poems came from World War I One of them is On Passing the New Menin Gate, by Siegfried Sasson, writing of the unbelievable slaughter at Ypres, in Belgium Who will remember, passing through this Gate, (The Menin Gate war memorial at Ypres, in Belgium, was built and opened in 1927, to honor the British soldiers who died their whose bodies were never found. On it are carved the names of 54,896 men with no known grave who died in this area between 1914 and August 1917. The designer thought there would be plenty of room for all the names, but there was not: an additional 34,984 names of missing soldiers (from August 1917 to the end of the war) had to be carved on panels at a nearby cemetery. The Menin Gate is a part of Ypres, and the Menin Road, along which people and traffic pass daily, runs through it, but every night of the year, at 8 PM, the road is closed while 'The Last Post', the traditional bugle call marking the end of the day for soldiers in action, is played.) Laurence Binyon - "For the Fallen" 1914 For The Fallen *********** It is getting to be that time of year again, when coaches nominate players to receive the Black Lion Award. A word about the letter of nomination... The Black Lion Award is a special award for special young men. Not everyone has a Black Lion Award winner on his team. Some coaches have actually admitted that they didn't have such a player, and they wrote us to tell us so. But if you DO have such a player, for goodness' sake - BRAG on him! TELL us about him! Tell us ALL about him! It is not a pleasant task for me to have to ask coaches to resubmit - to please tell us more about their nominees - but I have to do so when I know that the Board of Advisors would not find the letter to be sufficient. It's the belief of the Board that if a player is truly deserving of the award, his coach ought to proud enough of him to be able to write more than a mere sentence or two about him, telling us little more than the fact that he is a great kid who never missed a practice. We would hope that you would have lots of great kids that never miss a practice - we exist to honor the special player. In short, if he isn't the kind of kid you want to tell others all about, the kind you "just can't say enough about," then maybe he isn't truly a Black Lion Award winner. Remember when you write your letter - you're telling others about a young man that you undoubtedly admire and care very much about, so give him your best effort. And remember also - the Board isn't interested in a player's stats. If he is your MVP, that's great. So much the better. By all means include that. But we are interested in how he demonstrated the key character traits of "leadership, courage, devotion to duty, self-sacrifice and - above all - an unselfish concern for his team ahead of himself." (If writing isn't your strong point, don't let that hold you back. Run your letter past an English teacher, or someone you know who knows writing. Don't be embarrassed to ask - he/she will be flattered that you asked, and might be pleasantly surprised to see that football coaches really do care about things other than strength, speed and aggressiveness.) *********** A coaching friend related to me a horror story about his league's all-star selection process. Essentially, several of the teams he finished ahead of nominated slews of kids while he nominated only those he considered worthy, and as a result, lesser teams wound up with a disproportionate number of all-star selections. Here's what I wrote: Of all the things I like about coaching football, I think post-season all-star selections is one of the things I like least. Having worked for three years in the Portland Interscholastic League, I must say that for all the many things that the league does wrong, it did get the All-Star thing as fair and as painless as you can get. (1) The league e-mailed out a blank roster for teams to fill in their nominations with appropriate comments for each player. The number of nominations a team could make was based on its league finish. (I can't tell you exactly how the nominations were apportioned, but I can tell you that if you're tied for last place, you won't get more than four or five nominations.) Coaches marked up their ballots and e-mailed them to the league office. (2) After receiving the nominations, the office then printed all names (and appropriate comments) on a ballot and e-mailed the ballots to all head coaches (10-team league) as word documents (3) Coaches marked up their ballots and e-mailed them back to the league office. (4) Results were published. No muss, no fuss, no meetings, no long-winded B-S by the last-place coach about how great his kid was. And no way that a last-place team can nominate 15 players. (I've often wondered if those coaches realize what it says about them to have had so many good players and yet finish dead last.) PS- What never ceases to amaze me is how much effort coaches will put into getting a punter onto the all-league second team, but they won't get off their ass to write a letter nominating a deserving kid for the Black Lion Award. *********** Remember when I noted that while Raider Tyler Brayton got kicked out for kneeing Seahawk Jerramy Stevens in the groin, the league office would surely nail Stevens once they looked at the replay and saw Stevens start the whole thing by kicking the Brayton first? Sure enough, that's exactly what happened. But what was disgusting was the way Mike Holmgren covered for Stevens, a known jerk who earlier in the game had taken the Seahawks out of touchdown range with his antics aimed at another Raider. Holmgren said whether or not Stevens actually kicked Brayton was in the eye of the beholder. What he saw was Stevens straightening out his leg. "Jerramy's right leg kind of comes out," he said. I swear to God he said that. He sounded like one of these f--king parents whose little darling can do no wrong! But, uh-oh. Here comes that old devil Reputation into play. John Kerry had one. He had a reputation for dissing our troops, so it was easy to believe that he would do it again. And as for Jerramy Stevens' reputation? Let's ask Warren Sapp, of the Raiders. "This dude has been a piece of (fill in the word of your choice) since he got in the league, and it's never going to change about him." ************ Rutgers' Ray Rice is now the nation's third-leading rusher. He originally committed to Syracuse, but changed his mind when Syracuse's bright, new AD came into town and fired coach Paul Pasqualoni. How different things might have been if Pasqualoni, whose team finished 6-6 in 2004, had been retained. But the new AD came in fresh from USC, no doubt intent on showing all the rubes in upstate New York how they do things in the Big Time, so he went out and hired a Big Time coach to replace Pasqualoni. Now, maybe he's a good coach, maybe not. I haven't seen enough of Syracuse to say because, frankly, they're very hard to watch. That's partly because they're not very good. They were 1-10 in 2005 and this year they're 3-6 so far, and they haven't won a single Big East Conference game during that time. And partly it's the "new" uniforms, dingy faded-orange jobs that would have been "retro" back in 1960, and are best viewed on an old black and white TV set. *********** Rutgers blocked a Louisville PAT, but then as a Rutgers defender stood and watched the ball as if he wasn't supposed to touch it, a Louisville runner scooped it up and ran it in for a two-point conversion. The kid obviously didn't know what to do. Point? Special teams preparation is much more than putting 11 good players on the field and drilling them on their responsibilities. A huge part of special teams preparation is making sure those players understand the rules that apply in each situation - onside kick and onside kick return, punt and punt return, kickoff and kickoff return, field goal and field goal block, PAT and PAT block. Just one example: unless kids know that while they can recover a kickoff that goes 10 yards they can't advance it, they might try to scoop it up and run with it and in doing so fail to recover. *********** And then they pull the worst rockhead play of all - they stop Louisville on three straight plays, and then rough the punter. *********** In fact, Rutgers absolutely sucked on special teams: in addition to the 2-point conversion and the roughing-the-kicker penalty, they fell victim to a fake punt, and they gave up a 100-yard kickoff return. And finally, they missed a field goal attempt with under a minute to play that would have given them a 28-25 win... But then, wouldn't you know it? Louisville pulled the final special teams rock of the evening - a Cardinal was offside on the play - and on the do-over, the Rutgers kick was good and Louisville did win. *********** Women like to use them, but men don't. Not real men. Real men don't use words like "nurture" and "embrace." So I laughed my ass off when cutesey-poo Erin Andrews said to Rutgers coach Greg Schiano, "Those kids bought into that vision that you are selling - what are you going to tell them about embracing it?" Somehow I rather doubt that anyone in the Rutgers locker room heard the word "embrace?" *********** Somebody please tell Lou Holtz that it is not "the University of Louisville" playing "Rutgers University?" He insists on using this quaint phrasing, but who's kidding who(m)? It is not a philosophy department against an engineering department. It is Louisville against Rutgers hired guns and against hired guns. And, Lou, for what it's worth - it's not "The University of Auburn." Just say "Auburn," and we'll all know what you mean. *********** Maybe the Democrats think that nobody has noticed, but it's interesting that when Republicans win an election, there are always charges of voting irregularities and "disenfranchisement," and "voter suppression," but when Democrats win, why, everything was on the up-and-up and "the people have spoken." *********** How amazing is this? CBS has made it halfway through the NFL season without a single sideline reporter - and none of us even noticed! Asked about it by the Chicago Tribune's Ed Sherman, CBS's Jim Nantz said, "Here we are (in week 9), and this is the first time a writer, a member of the media, a PR staff person, a coach, a player, or a fan off the street has asked me about it. You can draw your own conclusions from that in terms of what the public's appetite is for sideline reporters." *********** Todd Bross, now living in Union, Maine but originally from Sharon, Pennsylvania, wrote to tell me that two players from his former high school, one of whom played youth football for him, are the subjects of a feature article in SI.com after having both passed the 4,000 yard mark in career rushing. As Todd observes, it's "pretty cool." If you'd like to read the article: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/dave_krider/11/08/notes/index.html *********** For the first time since 1992 - a span of 169 straight games - Notre Dame will not be on either NBC, ABC, CBS or ESPN when it plays at Air Force Saturday. The game will be shown on CSTV, a little-known college sports network available in only about 15 million homes. CSTV is available on some - but by no means all - cable systems and the two major satellite networks. Understandably, shocked Irish fans have squawked to the ND athletic department, but the fact is that the rights belong to the home team's conference, and CSTV has acquired the rights to the game through its contract with the Mountain West Conference, of which Air Force is a member. (Notre Dame fans might not completely understand the quaint concept of a "conference," and "sharing" with fellow conference members.) South Bend, home of Notre Dame, happens to be one of the many areas whose cable systems do not carry CSTV, but for a fee of $14.95, fans there can watch the game on their computers on a pay-per-view basis. (Somehow, I can't see myself paying for the game and inviting the boys over to huddle around my computer monitor.) *********** I had to laugh when I heard that in exit polls on Tuesday, six out of ten Americans did not think that their children would have it better than they do. Well, duh. Now, that may have been the goal for my parents, who lived through the Depression, but when you look at some of the high school parking lots around here and see the BMWs and Mercedeses and the enormous pickup trucks in the student parking lots... how, exactly, are they going to have it better than that? *********** Tennessee running back Arian Foster will be benched for the first half of tis Saturday's game against Arkansas, after he was involved "early Sunday" in - what else - a nightclub incident. What a great name, Arian. I wonder if his mother ever gave any thought to the possibility that someday someone might start a fan club for her little boy and call it "Arian Nation." *********** Girl of my dreams... I know this is a family NEWS page, but there was no way I could pass this one up (from the Portland Oregonian): "A former jail inmate has field a federal lawsuit the accuses a one-time corrections officer in Lake County of coercing her into oral sex for a can of chewing tobacco." For the record, it was a can of Copenhagen. *********** A Harvard running back named Clifton Dawson is now just 54 yards short of Ed Marinaro's Ivy League career rushing record of 4,715. Of course, the "record" is a trifle cheesy, considering that Dawson has played 10-game seasons for four years, while Marinaro, who went on to play in the NFL for the Vikings and then starred as an actor on TV, played at a time when Ivy League teams played only nine games - and he played only three years, since freshmen weren't eligible. *********** Hugh - I know this might be too late, but I'll ask you nonetheless. I am thinking you might now of some people, or they might be readers of your Web-site. Could you see if any of your coaching "buddies" from anywhere affected by Hurricane Katrina last year, or any place less fortunate then us for that matter, might be interested in some of our old cheerleading uniforms...? I can get the total number of things we have for you if needed, but generally, it will stuff fro girls in the 4th thru 8th grade levels. We have had some big girls in the past too, so it might even fit some freshman level girls. The school colors are navy blue and Columbia blue. The uniforms will be in very good condition, we would not be giving away over worn, or bad stuff. (Our cheerleaders worked to raise money to buy new stuff this year and again, we would like to help out anyone in need). We can probably arrange for the shipping as well, especially for anyone less fortunate than us. So there is no cost involved - just need an address. I wanted to try and see if anyone would need this stuff before we give it to the Saint Vincent De Paul Society....or give it to the homeless shelters around here. Thanks, Bill Murphy, Chicago, Illinois (I do not post people's e-mails on my site, and I do not give out e-mail addresses, but if anyone is interested, please contact me and I will get in touch with Coach Murphy. HW) *********** I have a question on the formations you show listed for most of your plays in your playbook. I understand why you would go with "over" or "slot". You want to change the angles on the blocks or out number the defense. What advantages or in what situations would you choose I formation, or RAM, or full? I'm pretty sure that if I add these different looks it won't just be for looks and I want to understand the reasoning behind changing the arrangement of the backs. I formation is often used when we clearly have a horse of a runner who is much better than the others, and is the type of kid who seems to run better straight ahead. The beauty of the I is that that great runner can hit any hole along the line with a lead blocker. Since people understand the main reason why you stuck that guy back their at I-back, there is less deception than with our normal double-wing, but there is still some. We still have our traps, and we still have our "G" to the wingback side. We still have the one wingback to block for the G and the power off-tackle, to reach for the sweep, to run the counter, and to get into patterns quickly, but since we have only one wingback, we do not have a balanced attack. Ram/Lion (Power I) gives us more inside power than the I, but without a wingback we give defenders one less gap to defend, and one less receiver who can get into a pattern quickly. And, as with any attack using a featured back, there is less deception. "Full" (full house T) give us better deception than power-I (RAM and LION) and good inside power to both sides, and it is balanced. But it has the same disadvantages as power-I, and if you do have that one outstanding back, it does limit him somewhat as compared to putting him back in the I-back spot. Don't overlook "RIght" and "Left", which give you a full-house look to one side and a wing look to the other. They give you a lot of flexibility, and it is very simple to shift from one to the other right at the line of scrimmage.
*********** Norm Maves, a long-time friend who writes for the Portland Oregonian is something of a football nut, and he happened to bring up the subject of the "do-dad" block, an old football term that has faded into the distant past. I hadn't heard the term in years, so I dug into the old library, and - I'll be doggoned - on a hunch I pulled out one of my newest acquisitions. My son was in town recently, and as we always do when he visits, we took a trip to Powell's Book Store. I usually find something good there, and this time, among other things, I found "Vince Lombardi on Football," a two-book set in remarkable condition, especially considering that it dates to 1973. The foreword was written by Red Smith. And there it was, on page 92 of Volume I - The Great One's explanation of the Do-dad Block. "The do-dad, or the area block as it is sometimes called..." Dating back to when offensive linemen were considerably more athletic than they are now, and the pro running game was much more versatile and asked more of its linemen, the do-dad block is a combination block between two offensive men - say, a center and a guard - to block against two defensive men who threaten the areas for which they are responsible, and whose charge is unpredictable. It allows the blockers to wait until after the ball has been snapped to determine whom they will block.
As Lombardi explains, if this is done right, the absolute worst that will result is a center-guard double-team that should drive the tackle back into the path of the linebacker.
*********** Coach, Elmwood/Brimfield's season came to a halt with a first round playoff loss to Salt Fork. We finished with a record of 6-4. It was the first time our program had posted four consecutive winning seasons, and four consecutive trips to the playoffs. For the fourth straight year we averaged over 300 yards per game of offense, this year averaging 310 on the ground (290's the past three). Over the past four years our varsity won 76% of the games we played, and our program (frosh, frosh/soph, varsity) won 73% of the games we played. It has been a very successful time for us, and a lot of that has to do with the double wing. Not only is it an effective offense from an x's and o's standpoint, it provides us with a foundation that our philosophy on both sides of the ball is built on. The small-school reporter from the local paper told me during a late season phone interview how amazed he was that we just keep running the ball play after play, game after game, year after year. Typical headlines include things like "dust off the old 8mm films to prepare for E/B." We like it that way, and so do our kids. We earn everything we get, and love every minute of it. I know I'm preaching to the choir, but somebody not quite sold on buying into the system 100% may read this and decide to take the plunge (it took me a year to figure that out). A note about our season, which some consider to be a "down year." I hope that shows how far we've come, considering these four winning season account for 25% of the winning seasons in 57 years of football here. We should have won more games based on the talent we had, but this year started off with our least involved group of seniors that we've had in some time. The underclasses did very well, but that group at the top, as a whole, didn't have too much invested in the whole thing. The result, in my opinion, was a few close losses that in the past we won because kids weren't willing to let their hard work go to waste. As coaches we are really going to look at ways to fix the problem, although I think we have an outstanding group of incoming seniors. Our motto for the offseason will be "Good Enough?" As in "is 6-4 good enough?" Good luck to all double wing coaches. Todd Hollis Head Football Coach Elmwood-Brimfield Coop, Elmwood, Illinois
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*********** Saturday's Washington Post carried a story that, until the next one comes along, takes its place at the top of the list of Selfish Parent Stories. In Northern Virginia, a youth football league commissioner gave his kid's coach some very specific instructions before the season: "(My 12-year-old son) does not sit out on defense -- ever," the commissioner specified. On defense, he said, "he goes in and stays in. That includes all practices, scrimmages and games. This entire league exists so he can play defense on the best team in his weight class. . . . He is my son, I own the league, and he plays every snap on defense." The coach apparently accepted those conditions, but you know coaches - they sometimes get this crazy idea tht the team comes first - and in his estimation, the team was better served by moving the kid to guard. Playing offense only. This happened while the commissioner was out of town, and when he came back and found out what had happened, he fired the coaches. The kids refused to play for any other coaches, and the Lord High Commissioner refused to budge. The team is disbanded. It was a playoff team, but now its season is over. I'll bet the league had some sort of mission statement that said something on the order of, "It's all about the kids." It's probably on a wall somewhere. Look closer at it. Somebody's made some changes. Now it says, "It's all about my kid." *********** How foolish doesRex Grossman look - not to mention that stupid commercial where he says "I'll vote for you (for Pro Bowl) if you'll vote for me" - after he goes out and stinks out the joint against the Dolphins?" Almost as foolish as Mr. Backwardcap, Ben Roethlisberger looks in those Fathead commercials, when he's thrown 14 interceptions. *********** If you had the stomach to stick around to the end of that Seahawks-Raiders dog, easily the worst MOnday night football game ever played, you saw the Raider get kicked out for kneeing Jeramey Stsvens in the groin. "Horrible!" said the guys in the booth. "Three week suspension!" said Joe Theismann. Maybe they should have done what I did and rerun the incident, and they'll see that a$$hole Stevens (who dropped a sure TD earlier in the game) start the whole thing by kicking the Raider in the groin first. Oh well, not to worry - the league office will see it. *********** So help me, if that Adnrew Walter throws one more f--king five-yard pass when he's got Randy Moss on his team, I think I'll start screaming if Moss doesn't. There they were at the end of the game, down 16-0 and no reason to hold back, and Walter is going dink, dink, dink. What has happened to the team of Darryl "The Mad Bomber" Lamonica and Warren Wells? *********** Saw Deangelo Williams, formerly of Memphis and now of Carolina being interviewed during the Memphis-USM game. A very impressive guy. He'd just been presented with some sort of award (sorry, I didn't catch it) and he was obviously moved. Said "My eyes were sweating." Say what? "Eyes sweating?" He explained that he had a coach who once said, "Real men don't cry - their eyes sweat." *********** Stanford's AD, Bob Bowlsby, said that Walt Harris, with three years left on his contract, has "done everything that would tell you he's a good fit at Stanford." Now, why do I think those are the words of an AD who simply hasn't been able to come up with the money to buy out his coach's remaining three years, and not an AD who knows that his football team is possibly the worst team in all of Division IA? He did attempt to draw a comparison to his experience at his previous job, at Iowa, when he hung with Kirk Ferentz after Ferentz' first two years were not very good. Ferentz' subsequent success at Iowa certainly justified his AD's confidence. Of course, a guy who knew his football could see that Iowa was improving under Ferentz. On the other hand, if there has been any improvement at all at Stanford under Walt Harris, it has so far escaped detection. If I could paraphrase a former politician, "Walt Harris is no Kirk Ferentz." *********** Stanford has scored a total of 30 points in its six Pac-10 games. That's an average of FIVE points a game. On the other hand, Stanford's archrival, Cal, has scored 225 points in six games, for an average of 37.5 points per game. When they meet in The Big Game, it is going to be ugly. There have been some monumental upsets in the long series, but there won't be one this year. Stanford has been allowed to become the worst football team I have seen since moving to the West Coast (and I lived through much of Oregon State's famed 28-year losing season run). *********** I swear I heard someone say that until this past weekend, Ohio State still had a shot at being the first team since Army in 1945 to win all its games and win them all by a certain number of points. Army won all its games in 1944 and won them by at least 16 points, and in 1945 Army also won all its games, this time by at least 19 points. Until Saturday's close shave against Illinois, Ohio State's closest game had been 24-7 over Texas. *********** LSU's LaMarcus Russell showed great poise in directing the Tigers to a 28-24 win over Tennessee. At one point he connecting on a 4th-and-8 to keep the drive going, and with 9 seconds remaining he hit Early Doucet in the end zone for the winning score. *********** Speaking of Wake Forest - does anybody play harder than the Deacons? Jim Grobe gets my early vote for Coach of the Year. Or maybe it should be Ralph Friedgen. Where did Maryland come from all of a sudden? Don't know, but the Terps have put together four big wins. Now, "all" they have to do is finish strong against Miami, Boston College and Wake Forest. But on the other hand, there's Houston Nutt. Arkansas could be the sleeper team, but they're screwed because they weren't born rich, and they did suffer that early loss to USC. But the Three M's - Mustain (frosh QB), Monk (giant wide receiver) and McFadden (possibly the best runner in the country) give them as good a set of weapons as anybody I've seen. *********** After watching Miami play - Larry Coker, a good man, deserves better. *********** Somebody needs to tell the Texas A & M coaches not to take this "Twelfth Man" deal literally. It's just a symbolic thing, guys. With 1:26 remaining, Texas A & M was hit with a costly penalty for illegal participation - having too many men on the field. *********** Watched Fairview High of Boulder drop a tough opening round playoff game against Overland High of Arvada in the opening round of the Colorado 5A playoffs. Fairview ran a bit of Double-Wing and did a nice job offensively. Their coach, Tom McCartney, was interviewed at the half, and you could see the resemblance immediately to his famous dad, Bill McCartney, former Colorado coach. Coach McCartney the elder was also interviewed, and it was great to see that he seems to be doing all right and is in good health. (What cost Fairview the game was when they rushed 11 men to block an Overland PAT - Overland bobbled the snap, and when the holder took off running with the ball, there was no one outside to make the play. Everyone had sold out to block the kick.) *********** I like Alabama, but I also like Sylvester Croom, and coach Croom is fighting to keep his job at Mississippi State, so I found myself rooting for the Bulldogs. And what a job they did in defeating Bama - in Tuscaloosa no less. Coach Croom is a Tuscaloosa native and an Alabama man who was an assistant at Bama, and when he was asked the inevitable "what does this win mean?" question, he said, "I'm a blessed individual. To grow up in Tuscaloosa, to play here and then have a chance to come back and coach here... it don't get any better than that!" *********** Sorry, Georgia. I know that the season isn't going the way you wanted, and I'm sorry that things are probably getting a little uncomfortable for Coach Mark Richt, but I'm a Rich Brooks man, and that last-minute, come-from-behind Kentucky win over Georgia made me very happy. *********** On the other hand, I have never seen a team that I wanted to win play as badly as Army did against Air Force - on national TV Friday night. Ouch. Next up for Army - Notre Dame. Double Ouch. *********** This will make a Michigan fan angry, but after seeing how close a call Michigan had against Ball State - 34-26, and Ball State was inside the Michigan 10 with a couple of minutes to play - I believe that Louisville should be ranked above the Wolverines. Ball State, for God's sake - they have three wins, and the three teams they beat - Eastern Michigan, Buffalo and Miami (O) - have only three wins among them. Sorry, but a showing like that combined with Louisville's showing against West Virginia ought to have vaulted the Cardinals into second place. I know, I know. Michigan was born rich - Michigan started out higher in the preseason polls (not to mention the fact that they are Michigan) and until they lose they will stay up there. On the other hand - give Ball State credit - they played their asses off in front of 100,000+, against one of the top teams in the country. Perhaps recognizing what the Ball State staff had accomplished, on Monday the school signed coach Brady Hoke to a three-year contract extension. *********** It constantly amazes me how many passes so-called good receivers drop. And I guarantee you those are the same guys who bitch because they don't get enough passes thrown to them. *********** My son, Ed, who has been visiting us from Australia, gets to see a little live college football in OZ - everything on ESPN. But I may have blown him away with our two-sets-going-at-once, two-remotes-at-the-ready typical college football Saturday. I suppose we surfed through 25 or so games, from 9 in the morning to 8:30 at night. What struck him the most was the incredible number of play reviews, and the inordinate amount of time spent on them. He said he didn't realize, until he saw so many games going on, what a nuisance it had become. As you know, I hate almost everything about the NFL, but I think that their "coach's challenge" system is a lot better than the colleges'. *********** Leave it to Wisconsin's Brett Bielema to expose the flaw in the colleges' new (stupid) rule stipulating that the clock starts on a kickoff when the ball is kicked, rather than when it is touched by the receiving team. Wisconsin kept kicking off, then jumping offside and drawing penalties while at the same time running the clock down, much to the anger of Joe Paterno. *********** I half expect to see JoePa, broken leg and all, on the sidelines Saturday. Not that he couldn't stay home and watch it on TV - Penn State is playing Temple. *********** Don't know whether you realize it, but Fox has the rights to broadcast BCS games. Fox, of course, is the ultimate NFL network, and so far as I am concerned, any friend of the NFL is no friend of college football. Fox has shown ZERO interest all season long in college football Yet, come bowl time, our wonderful college game is going to be turned over to what amounts to the Miller Light Square Table, a bunch of oafs whose expertise consists of saying "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk" as often as they can. Recently there came the announcement out of Fox that Jimmy Johnson, Mister College Football himself, would be one of the key analysts. Wow. You know that he's been following college football. And Sunday Fox kicked off their promotion of college football by having Terry Bradshaw diss Louisville. Asked about a possible Ohio State-Louisville matchup, Terr was caught with his mike during signoff, saying "Would you tune in to watch Louisville?" Well, yes, a$$hole, I would - even if it means having to watch it on Fox and having to listen to you and a bunch of NFL hacks. *********** Whenever my son comes to visit, one of our must trips is to Powell's Books, in downtown Portland. I always manage to pick up a couple of good old football books, but the pickings are starting to get slim, and in their place is a lot of utterly useless stuff. For example, not even marooned in a small town in Northern Finland with nothing in English to read, not even on a 15-hour flight to Australia with plenty of time to kill, is it likely that I would ever be tempted to read "The Simeon Rice Story." *********** Coach, What do you think about flipping the backfield from the balanced line single wing in order to have a right and left formation? I'm thinking about it for 8-10 year olds. I think it makes perfect sense. In high school, we were in right formation 90 per cent of the time. When we went from right formation to left formation we actually moved the wingbacks (I was tailback in right formation and moved to wingback in left). I don't know why my coach did it. He's old now and lives back in PA, but I'm going to try to get it out of him.
*********** Coach Wyatt, I know you like to quote from many sources of info. I teach Far East geography and history to my 7th graders, therefore I thought reading the book Art of War by Sun Tzu might be interesting. It has several interesting passages that can apply to coaching as well as the philosophy of war. "The Principle on which to manage an army is to set up one standard of courage which all must reach" " We can form a single united body, while the enemy must split up into fractions. For if the enemy strengthens his front, he will weaken his rear. If he strengthens his right he will weaken his left. If he sends reinforcements everywhere, he will everywhere be weak." This last passage speaks to me directly about the double wing. It is hard to defend all areas of the field because the double wing can attack all areas at anytime. As soon as the reinforcements arrive to stop the power plays, the counter and trap become available and then passing become easier when the secondary comes up to support the linebackers. "if the enemy leaves open a door, you must rush in." As a coach I try to anticipate what the defense is giving me and what it is taking away. I am still trying to get smarter at making the right call that will give my kids the best chance to be successful.
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*********** The new coaching staff at my old school, Madison, chose not to run the Double-Wing. That's their prerogative, of course. But last week, as they prepared to face a Double-Wing team - Roosevelt High, coached by Cal Szueber - some of the Madison coaches reportedly commented that the Double Wing was "boring." Uh-oh. Big mistake. You don't want to be disrespecting our offense when what you ought to be doing is spending your time learning enough about it that you can stop it. Final score: Roosevelt 59, Madison 7. Roosevelt rushed for 525 yards. (Bo-o-o-oring), and Roosevelt's Isaiah Johnson rushed for 253 yards and six touchdowns. For the season, Johnson has 1624 yards rushing, leaving him just 68 yards short of Andy Jackson, who as our A-Back at Madison in 2004 set the Portland single-season rushing record of 1692 yards. *********** Any of you see the Thursday night Fox telecast when the kid from Portland Jesuit dive into the end zone on their second touchdown? It was about as blatant as it gets, but you didn't see any flag, did you? Talk about officials' cowardice. I'm tired as hell of hearing officials bitch about a lack of sportsmanship when they have a chance to do anything about it and they turn up missing. *********** After watching the West Virginia-Louisville game and seeing the conspicuous UnderArmour logo on the referee's turtleneck, my son asked me how long I thought it would be before we started seeing logos on priests. ***********Trophies for Everybody... The Miami Heat gave out the NBA Championship rings at their opening game the other night - 450 of them. On the one hand, I know that baseball players can be real pr--ks for cutting guys out of World Series shares, but this is ridiculous. *********** Hello Coach, We won Friday night vs. Alexander High School 21-13. We were decided underdogs, according to local "experts", although both of us had only one district loss. They are a spread shotgun team and their school is the "country club" set here in Laredo. We are definitely the opposite end of the demographic spectrum. We ran for only 255 yards and, best of all for the critics, DID NOT THROW ONE PASS. Coach Dwight Mincher, our Defensive Coordinator, and his coaches, did an outstanding job preparing our kids for their offense. We are now 6-2 overall and 5-1 in district with two games to go in regular season. Even if we don't win either of our last two, our kids have the first winning season for Martin High School in eleven years, and the first playoff team in fifteen years. In East Texas, Coach Wayne Gandy's Joaquin Rams double wing team defeated Tenaha HS 40-14. Talk to you soon, thanks for everything. Don Davis, Head Football Coach, Martin High School, Laredo, TX *********** Hugh, One of the players from Borah HS who plays line backer did something last Friday that reminded me of a game when Mike Curtis knocked out the guy who ran on the field and took the football. Borah was playing Meridian and in the 4th qtr. some streakers came running out on to the field and this line backer just drilled one of them and knocked him cold. Mike Foristiere, Boise, Idaho I well remember the Mike Curtis incident. It was a Sunday afternoon in 1971. I was living in Hagerstown, Maryland at the time. The Colts (the real Colts - the Baltimore Colts) were playing the Dolphins, in Baltimore. A guy came running across the field and grabbed the football and Curtis just decked him. Somebody said to him, "You shouldn't have hit him so hard," and he replied, "He shouldn't have been on the field." When a newspaper reporter asked him about it afterward, he said, "What would you do if a guy came into your office and tried to run off with a typewriter?" It was on all the Baltimore TV sports shows that night. This was before ESPN. You can only imagine the play it would have gotten on SportsCenter. Mike Curtis was a no-nonsense football player who would have been a superstar in today's game. The Colts' GM, Joe Thomas, once said, "Mike Curtis is the best middle linebacker in professional football." Curtis, who hated Thomas, returned the compliment by saying "Joe Thomas is the worst (@#$%&) in pro football." In 1975, noted pro football writer Larry Felser rated NFL players in several categories for the Pro Football Handbook. Curtis won the "Meanest Player" competition and it wasn't close; he ranked third in the "Angriest" category and was ranked second for "Best Game Face". A teammate once remarked that when Curtis rode the team bus to the stadium on game day, he looked out the window "hating the grass". He was nicknamed Mad Dog, but no one ever dared call him that to his face. *********** From a Q & A session with George Blanda in the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review Q. What do think about players such as Morten Andersen of Atlanta, whose field goal beat the Steelers in overtime on Sunday? At 46, it looks like he's trying to be like you. A. Not quite. He doesn't have 235 touchdown passes. He didn't play defense. He didn't punt. *********** On a Nebraska U board--- "Please correct me if I am wrong but Callahan in 3 years has lost to 12 unranked teams, and Frankie "DUI" Solich had 20 losses to unranked teams in something like 20 yrs...that is troubling." *********** Doug Flutie is pretty good as an analyst. He knows his sh--. When UAB came out in a full-house, double-tight T formation against SMU and ran a couple of fullback belly plays, he said, "I love that... you line up in the T formation and you run the ball. And then he noticed that UAB was pulling the backside guard on power plays, and he observed that they were getting double-teams on the playside. Speaking of which, looking at UAB's offensive line, and the fact that they all wore real grownups' shoulder pads - the kind everybody used to wear, before hand blocking pretty much softened up offensive line play - it struck me that you can look at a team's shoulder pads and tell whether they're a real, honest-to-God running team or simply a passing team with a faux running game. ![]() *********** If Kerry's comment is not the best example of Phony Northeast Liberal Elitism Bull Sh-- at it's best I don't Know what is. Is he kidding me ? Well despite all his degrees and supposed lofty I.Q. he isn't too F--kin' bright ? I hope the GOP takes the Knife he gave them and twist in him and the rest of the Libs around the country the next week Kerry is an embarrassment to this state, but this state is so full of Liberal zombies they're too stupid to realize they're out of step with the majority of America My first thought was, "Why, you no-good son of a bitch." My second was, "Thank you, Lord. You've just shown all those Republicans who were going to sit this one out why it's important to vote." John Muckian, Lynn, Massachusetts *********** Anybody catch Lord Kerry's "apology?" Done in classic pro athlete fashion (what the hell - it works for them), it was one of those "if anyone was offended" jobs. And it was posted on his Web site (no doubt millions of Americans have that one bookmarked). He didn't even have his agent read it at a news conference. The key words were, "I sincerely regret that my words were misinterpreted." Some apology, Lord Kerry. Listen - I didn't "misinterpret" a damn thing. I know what words mean, and I even understand what they mean in combination with each other, and I know exactly what you said. To use your own words, it was "crystal clear." Now, perhaps you were misunderstood. And if you say you were, who am I to disbelieve you? I mean, after all, you're no liar. Bush is the liar - you said so yourself, so it must be true. But you sure did misspeak, and you sure as hell haven't owned up to it. I know it's beneath your dignity to do so, but you really need to say you're sorry for what you did, not for what somebody else did. Come out from your castle, Lord Kerry - the one in Boston, or the one in Georgetown, or the one on Nantucket - and apologize to all those peasants who wage war and labor in the fields so that you may enjoy your life of luxury. ***********Lord John Kerry seemed to feel it necessary to apologize for me, because he claims that I, along with several million other Americans, misinterpreted the things he said earlier this week. So it's only fair that I now apologize for him. Surely there are other Yale alumni out there who are as embarrassed as I am by the words of fellow alum Lord Kerry and join me in apologies to all those unfortunates out there who didn't have the "benefit" of our Ivy League education, yet somehow still manage to defend us and protect us and fight our fires and keep us healthy and keep out economy going. Many of them - get ready for this, Lord Kerry - don't even have college degrees! To me, it's shameful enough that the Yale I attended is now a far different school, an unpatriotic one that considers the defense of its country to be beneath its dignity. It's somebody else's job. Yale bars ROTC from its campus, on the grounds that the military discriminates against homosexuals, but this is a smoke screen. If a gay were to be make four-star general, they'd just find some other reason to oppose ROTC. The fact is that Yale is simply anti-military, and that is embarrassing enough. But for blueblood Lord Kerry to stand on his elite, Ivy League education and imply that our people in Iraq are undereducated losers is doubly embarrassing, and it's simply not true. It denigrates them, and it denigrates all sorts of other productive people who somehow made successes of their lives without his type of education. To all of them, including my son-in-law, who earned his college degree while serving on a submarine and is one of the smartest people I know, I apologize. *********** What I find implausible about the whole Kerry thing is his claim that he was telling a joke, when he's such a stiff that he couldn't possibly make anyone laugh. Can you imagine yourself at a dinner table listening to that stiff stumble through a joke, then, after he's come to the punchline, everyone sitting there in silence, looking around at everyone else, trying to figure out what the f--k the joke was? *********** When I heard that Senator Kerry said his statement was a wardrobe malfunction - no, make that a botched joke - I called in my crack team of comedy writers and asked them if there were some way the joke could be salvaged, some way that Kerry could redeem himself. I locked them in a room without so much as a bottle of water. I even took away their bathroom privileges. I told them I wanted results, and nobody was coming out until I saw something that made me laugh. In five minutes, they came out with this one... "I, uh, never got to finish my joke. You probably know about college students and how rude they can be to liberal speakers, often jeering them off the stage, and this crowd was no exception. When they heard me start to say something that they misinterpreted as being anti-military, why, being patriotic like most college students, they hooted and hollered and cut me off in mid-joke. Here's what I intended to say: "You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq. "Or, you can do what I did, and date wealthy widows until you can find one who'll marry you. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. *********** If you like irony, it's hard to beat this one - John L Smith, the man who started Louisville on its climb to the top of the football heap, is fired by Michigan State on the eve of Louisville's biggest game. Maybe he was blinded by all those zeroes and commas in Michigan State's salary offer (he will get to collect some $3 million due him by the Spartans), and didn't look at that schedule! If he'd stayed at Louisville, he could have done what his successor Bobby Petrino's done, and put his hat in the ring for every job that came open (and one that didn't), ratcheting up his salary every time to where it was close to what he was making at MSU, and he'd be playing for a shot at a spot in the BCS title game (Brought to you by Tostitos). *********** Hi Hugh: Just a word of thanks for all your help. I've been on a double wing journey since 2000. developed a 58-14 record using this offense at the varsity level. We are currently ranked 5th in the state and play 4th ranked Burnt Hills Saturday night and both are 9-0. Pete Porcelli, Lansingburgh, New York *********** Coach: The package (Black Lion Award) arrived safe and sound. Thank you very much for the timely delivery. I know that you have addressed this before, but if at any time you or the Black Lions need financial support to keep this program going, please let me know and I will help in any way I can. Most respectfully yours, Mark Rice, Brighton Township Pa, Bears, Sharon, Beaver, Pennsylavnia Coach, Let me tell you how much your offer is appreciated. Your support of the Award and your use of it to honor brave Americans and recognize good kids is all we ask, and that is appreciated, too. *********** As I told a coaching friend who was "non-renewed" - One of the toughest parts about being a coach is having to submit to evaluation by people who are your intellectual and moral inferiors. *********** Can't really argue too much about the latest Division I-AA poll, except to note that Harvard, in 18th place, is one place ahead of Montana State. Uh, remember back when Montana State upset Colorado? Granted, the Buffs are down, but they still have scholarship athletes, and I doubt that an Ivy League team (all non-scholarship) could even make it through an entire game against a Big-12 team. And then there's Princeton at 23rd, two steps ahead of Portland State. Princeton is 6-1, but Princeton's out-of-league games have been against (non-scholarship) Lehigh, Lafayette and Colgate. Princeton hasn't played against a single player on a football scholarship. Portland State, on the other hand, has played New Mexico in Albuquerque, Cal at Berkeley, and Oregon at Eugene. The Vikings actually defeated New Mexico and survived against Cal and Oregon, which is a lot more than Princeton would do. An Ivy League team would have to forfeit the rest of the season after three out-of-league games like that. In fact, coming from a league that gets all excited about a crowd of 20,000, Ivy Leaguers would have to go back in and change their pants before the game after hearing that Oregon crowd. *********** For perhaps the first time in my life, I didn't watch a single minute of the World Series. Interestingly, I feel the same way about major league baseball as I do about Notre Dame football. I love and respect its history and its tradition, but in its present form, I hate it. *********** Coach, I was reading your News page today and came upon the part where you said that the kid should sue the opposing coach for teaching unfair and illegal tatics. I was wondering can you sue the officails that don't call penaltys on certain teams and put kids at risk. For example: We ran Trap and the DT that we trapped was twice the size as our whole team. He reached around the trap block grab my Fullback's facemask whiped his head around then let go and they didn't call a penalty yet they when when one my guards pulling get tackled by the DT then trips on my guard as he is throwing my guy on the ground and we get called for holding. The funny thing is this is youth football and I know you are not going to get any decent officails but the thing is the team we where playing are the ones that hire the officials. Everytime we play them the only penalty they call on the opposing team is Offsides and then some times we can't get that. Let me know what you think? I have tried for two years to get new officails to no avail. You can sue anyone for anything. Whether you would be successful is another matter. Please understand that I am not dispensing legal advice here. If you were to sue officials in your case, you would need to prove that a player's injury occurred as a result of their negligence. The fact that they have failed to penalize a player for something you or I think they should have seen would not, I think, be considered negligence. Where they could get in trouble, I think, would be if they were notified about something unsafe going on but told you to mind your business and leave the officiating to them, allowing the unsafe act to continue unpenalized, until finally a player was injured. Even then, though, you would have to prove, it seems to me, that they knew this was going on an willfully refused to do anything about it. I think that before you could take any action, you would first have to show officials evidence of the acts you are describing - showing them video clips beforehand, for example. Notice how often I said, "I think?" In other words, see a lawyer. *********** For those of you who find yourselves getting on in age and stymied in your present position, you might take come comfort from Humpy Wheeler, longtime head of Lowe's Motor Speedway and one of the greatest promoters in sports. "I have a theory," Wheeler says. "I think your apprenticeship goes into your 30s. Most people find their slot somewhere between 35 and 40 years of age. Doctors, lawyers and other professionals don't really start making any money until they reach that age. "Winston Churchill was the ultimate apprentice," says Wheeler. "He didn't become prime minister until he was 62 years old. However, he took everything he had learned and applied it during World War II to become the greatest leader of all time." Of course, he adds, if Churchill were alive in the American of today, he might never have been given the chance to show what he could do. "I wonder if Donald Trump would have fired Winston Churchill if they had that show back then?" he asked.
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